COUCHLOCK

Cancel your plans and slip into your PJs—when it comes to Couch Lock, be prepared to become one with your sofa. The vibe is very much puff, puff, and pass out as a heady onset gives way to full-body tingles. The perceptible increase in gravity that follows feels like a warm blanket's cozy embrace. This powerful strain is best enjoyed at the end of the day, free of responsibilities and any need to be even remotely productive. This is perfect for Scrolling, Lazy Days, Nature Docs, Cuddling & Avoiding the Sunday Scaries.